whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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