shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i now understand why vodka
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..