I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...