Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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