Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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