Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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