They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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