I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I party with great urgency now.
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