You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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