Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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