everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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