The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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