My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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