OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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