and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My life is pants optional.
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