About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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