so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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