: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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