your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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