It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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