whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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