If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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