I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
When are your genitals available?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
ok first of all what the fuck
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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