Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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