I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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