i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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