She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
