He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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