i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
