Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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