puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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