Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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