Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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