Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize