There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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