You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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