ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You ruined the universe
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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