is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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