I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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