dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize