after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
