What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there was a trapeze. enough said
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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