Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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