just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
