No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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