it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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