is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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