dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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