your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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