After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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