omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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