don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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