'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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