That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Randomize
