Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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