I'm going to jail i love you
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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