When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
